(Source: adamapplesauce)

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

(Source: caps--butt)

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(Source: humansinthesky)

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(Source: constable-frozen)

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cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

cptfunk:

goddamn, son, no wonder everybody’s tryin’ to track you down

(Source: final-photo)

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geekearth:

For FREEDOM…

geekearth:

For FREEDOM…

(Source: vanillaicesmoved)

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