donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(Reblogged from artisticalassassin)

simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

(Reblogged from primacdonaldsgirl)

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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(Reblogged from primacdonaldsgirl)

neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

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Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

(Reblogged from bricedavis)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(Reblogged from imafuckingwallkingparadox)

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Reblogged from imafuckingwallkingparadox)

thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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(Reblogged from simplifiedwords)

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

(Source: toueinc)

(Reblogged from emotionalpretzel)
(Reblogged from unfollovving)
ssophoo:

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

ssophoo:

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

(Reblogged from ssophoo)